ELLEN
MY
POINT ...
AND I DO
HAVE ONE
DEGENERES
Hardback Book with Dust Jacket by Ellen DeGeneres
Copyright © 1995 by Crazy Monkey, Inc.
Contents include:
" A Note from the Author
Thanks for No Memory
A Letter to My Friend
or
A Frog in a Sombrero Does Not a Party Make
Daily Affirmations
or
A Cup of Pudding a Day Is the Way to Stay O.K.
Ellen DeGeneres: Road Warrior
or
Sometimes You Need a Map,
Sometimes You Need a Globe,
Sometimes You Need a Map and a Globe -
but Not Very Often
The Plane Truth
or
Dem Ain't Goobers, Dem's Peanuts !
Ellen's New Hobby
Ellenvision
I Went to a Psychic
or
Baloney Is Just Salami with an Inferiority Complex
How to Explain Sex to a Child
or
When There's a Corn Chip,
There's Bound to Be Hot Sauce
In the Kitchen with Ellen
or
As Tasty as Poison and Just as Deadly
Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First,
but Really Aren't
Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man !
or
Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man !
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
The Scariest Thing
The Time Ellen DeGeneres Had an Emergency !
One Step Closer to God
or
One Step Back,
You Do the Hokey-Pokey
and You Turn Yourself Around
The Ellie-Gellie
Things to Do if You're Stuck in an Elevator to Help
You Pass the Time
Ellen's Wild Kingdom
or
You Can Put High Heels on a Poodle,
but That Won't Make It a Hooker
Ask Ellen
or
It Might Look Like Honey,
It Might Taste Like Honey,
and Bless My Corns,
It Might Even Be Honey
Crazy Superstitions That Really Work !
The Benefits of Being a Celebrity
By Ellen DeGeneres, Big Enormous Star
Your Own Fantasy Conversation with Ellen DeGeneres
Experiments in Human Behavior
Ellen's Sure-Fire Cures for the
Things That Ail Ye
The Last Chapter "
The book is in very good to excellent condition with only very minor wear
to the dust jacket.
No torn or ripped pages.
No markings or writing except for a price that was written on the first page
in pencil and then erased.
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